"Guys...i don't think we're in America anymore." "Eeeexcuse me? Is this an invasion?" "...No." "Oh thank heaven! Its okay! Everyone, thats not an invasion!"

"WAAAAH! It's Scott!" "Who is that?" "Thats Scott. He's a dick."

"So how do we get to Ottawa?" "Oh, thats easy. You just have to follow the road!" "....which road?" "This is canada. We only have one road."

"Goodbye, my friends! Good luck with the new primeminister! And remember to watch out to Scott, he's a dick!"

"Theres no Canada like french canada, the best Canada in the land!"

(South Park, Christmas in Canada)